*Best Caption Contest - Win FREE Fitted Cap*

August 11, 2008

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CONTEST: WRITE THE BEST CAPTION FOR YAO MING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE VIEWING KOBE BRYANT MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HIS CHINA TEAMATE SEEN ABOVE BEFORE MONDAY, AUGUST 18TH.

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208 Responses to “*Best Caption Contest - Win FREE Fitted Cap*”

  1. Vegan Ray Says:

    Thank God for stress fractures!

  2. Marya Says:

    who won the previous contest?

  3. Reel E. Weird Says:

    “man, he does the same thing to me!”

  4. Reel E. Weird Says:

    “Get out of the way!! I wanna see him dunk!!”

  5. Damion S Says:

    Number 10, extra spicy!!

  6. Eric fulton Says:

    Man if i knew kobe was goin 2 play like that i woulda stay wit the U.S. team. I feel sorry for my team good thing im her

  7. Marcel Warren Says:

    Yo! Dont touch the fresh cut son!

  8. niles widrig Says:

    i ihave never seen someone taller than me

  9. niles widrig Says:

    please don’t hurt my brother

  10. Mohammed Islam Says:

    (Oh man i wish kobe bryant was chinese)

  11. Wesley Haskins Says:

    Got darnet i knew i should been with the u.s. we can barely see the ball.

  12. Wesley Haskins Says:

    WOW!!! You smell that yeah i do look at my face

  13. Russell Wilson Says:

    “Feel Sorry For My Brother!”

  14. Brandon Caraballo Says:

    I wonder if i can do that?

  15. Tau Says:

    “if tmac cood do this maybe we cood make it outta the first round.”

  16. Jeremy Robertson Says:

    I WISH I WAS IN THE GAME TO STOP KOBE OR GET DUNKED ON AGAIN

  17. Trevor Reddick Says:

    “I spent 12 hours a day in therapy for this?”

  18. Anthony DeMatteo Says:

    “Wow! i feel bad but he is only doing it because no one from the US could knock down a three.”

  19. jordan Says:

    if he dunks it…..i am leavin china….and goin 2 the usa team

  20. jordan Says:

    he’s cheatin….this isnt FOOTBALL!!

  21. jordan Says:

    Good Thing we have team insurance…cuz there is about 2 be a accident on our team!!

  22. NatE Says:

    “Dang i cant believe he is going to pass instead of dunking on him like he does to me every game!!!” “my brother should just sit down now!!”

  23. Eric Fulton Says:

    Good thing i am here on the sideline… Ma he bout to get dunked on!

  24. G.C. Says:

    Yao- I tell them everytime doubble team kobe if only they could surround him as fast as our fans did last night at the womens game.

  25. clay Says:

    Yao- At least we can say his shoes were made in china.

  26. clay Says:

    Well……at least were in huge debt with the USA

  27. clay Says:

    President bush? What are you doing here?

  28. clay Says:

    Hey its Preisdent bush!Thank god his term is almost up…..OBAMA in ofice! YES WE CAN!

  29. Hyperpinoy Says:

    Those Hyperdunks are hot! Note to self: get a deal with the swoosh at all costs!

  30. Omar Peeler Says:

    Ahh! Black Mamba your Tai Chi Chuan is amazing to this Hidden Dragon

  31. dominic Says:

    “is he gonna pass it or shoot it?”

  32. dominic Says:

    “its gotta be the shoes, im taller than him and he still dunks on me”

  33. marquis Says:

    ….sigh…that’s what i have to go through night in and night out in the nba.

  34. Koa Lee Says:

    Ohhhh pu-pu platter!

  35. kevin Demosthenes Says:

    Wow kobe does it again, i guess he doesn’t need shaq after all

  36. kevin Demosthenes Says:

    shoot wheres shaq when u need him

  37. kevin Demosthenes Says:

    i could really use that boston defense right now

  38. Daniel Says:

    Can i go to the USA team because I’m smelling my teammate’s shame from here

  39. Vegan Ray Says:

    It’s gotta be the shoes . . .

  40. nwy Says:

    if i was out there that would not happen

  41. nigel chimwaza Says:

    ..nice form ..nice move but you could have done without the fubby face kobe

  42. AC Says:

    if i could do that i would be unstoppable

  43. hcrazy Says:

    “i think i’ll sit this one out”

  44. Andy Husary Says:

    Ayy man!!!
    Get your eyes of my wife and play the game!!!

  45. Josh Says:

    Man, Look at those fresh nikes!! Wish I had those.

  46. Eric fulton Says:

    Man i thought being in the olympics would get me away. i guess being tall doesnt matter

  47. robotjones Says:

    awww man i’m about to switch team

  48. nora Says:

    move get out his way

  49. nora Says:

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    you got some gum!!!!!

  50. Justin Says:

    I tried to tell him!! At least now he sees what I have to go through in the NBA. O well, at least its not Lebron!!!

  51. Kristie Says:

    Wonder if he knows he’s about to be a poster on someones wal?

  52. Alex Ortega Says:

    Why cant the nike god be on our side!!!!

  53. Brendan Says:

    Next year im goin on the USA team or making kobe come on China. Or i could always mug him.

  54. Hi-LiTE Says:

    hahaha. i dont need to jump to dunk the ball!

  55. Hi-LiTE Says:

    PUSH HIM!!!!

  56. Hi-LiTE Says:

    good thing i told my team not to wear deoderant!

  57. Hi-LiTE Says:

    i bet someone will use this photo to give away a hat

  58. Alvin Alcantara Says:

    Whatta Move!

  59. Drew Bechard Says:

    OH MY GOD…. ITS GODZILLAAAA!

  60. robotjones Says:

    Yao i mean yo coach put me in the game

  61. Domere Crump Says:

    What the heck!! U look like micheal Jordan doing the soulja boy!!!

  62. JJ Says:

    I want his autograph

  63. JJ Says:

    Dont do it! He has a family!

  64. TRAee TReeeZY Says:

    Man put your hand down, you don’t stand a chance

  65. bigmanoncampus23 Says:

    jeez this is embarrassing…. i wish we had t mac

  66. JJ Says:

    They don’t learn…

  67. Tim Munson Says:

    I wonder how long he works out to get his butt like that

  68. marcus johnson Says:

    No Way!!!! Come on we can’t let this keep happening. it’s one guy

  69. juwan Says:

    Man he plays good. Please fall Pleasr fall number 10

  70. jmoney Says:

    im glad im over here

  71. Julez Says:

    Kobe!! you may be the best player in the world, but at least our hyperdunks are nicer!

  72. Pop Rokz Says:

    =O It’s just like in the ad on T.V.

  73. Ashley Says:

    That is NOT the American-shot blocking technique I taught you!

  74. Ashley Says:

    Ay man! Kobe, this is our country, show some respect, or mercy or something!

  75. Ashley Says:

    There’s no way they’ll believe that story about me being the best player in the U.S. now :-(

  76. sheldon Says:

    it’s okay at least u aint get dunked on

  77. sheldon Says:

    daaaaaaang is it 2 late 2 switch teams

  78. sheldon Says:

    hey better u then me i got an image to uphold in china

  79. sheldon Says:

    i taught number 10 everything he know……..just dont ask him

  80. sheldon Says:

    hey kobe dont make me come of dis bench and uhmmm…….jus dont make me come of this bench okay

  81. sheldon Says:

    quick someone get me a notepad and a pen i gotta take some notes

  82. sheldon Says:

    hey he wouldnt be doin all dat without the shoes that were made in china

  83. sheldon Says:

    he wouldnt be trying dat on kevin garnette

  84. sheldon Says:

    hey i just wanted an autograph kobe

  85. sheldon Says:

    hey at least he’ll be on posters all around the world now you will be famous like me

  86. PABLO Says:

    DAG I GET ENOUGH OF THAT IN THE REGULAR SEASON

  87. Jereem Says:

    “I can’t believe I flew 10,000 miles for this…”

  88. JG Says:

    “I told ‘em we shoulda put Jackie Chan on Our Team!!!”

  89. michael Says:

    its over,im out of here

  90. bryant Says:

    “Thank God I’m On The Bench Cuz Thats Gonna Be On Someones Wall”

  91. anna young Says:

    quick put your arms down, you dont want bryant smellin them pits …. you’ll knock him out!

  92. anna young Says:

    i knew it .. we should have brought that bigger trampoline , we never block him now!

  93. Miss Jordanator Says:

    man look at him go I hope he doesnt hurt my papa GO PAPA GO knock him out

  94. chris cummings Says:

    I bet when they put this on the poster, im gone be blurred out!

  95. ALBERT Says:

    NOO KOBE..NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  96. Courtney Says:

    you Know im just playen wit china for the fun of the game

  97. Brad Says:

    dang, I knew I shouldn’t have signed with reebok

  98. merca Says:

    maybe ill try gymnastics

  99. edgar Says:

    (dont even try bro its kobe!!!!!)

  100. chrisbone123 Says:

    DAGGGGGGGGGGG

  101. j-nutty Says:

    OPEN YOUR EYES YAO MING….I WOULDNT WANT YOU TO MISS THIS!

  102. Richard Says:

    kobe stop blowing your stanky breath at him IT STINKS!! cant you tell

  103. ta Says:

    were can i get your shoes at kobe

  104. P Sheeks Says:

    “Wheres the nearest seven 11?”

  105. roberto Says:

    embarresed in front of our own people..cant beleived i flew back across the world for this..

  106. roberto Says:

    hey coach, 500 bills says i could do that if you hook me up with a pair of those nikes and that cool elbow thing. cant believe were getting embarrassed in front of our own people, whats the score anyways?

  107. Tim Munson Says:

    TRADE PLEASE!!!

  108. Tim Munson Says:

    I’m guessing gold is out of the question

  109. Tim Munson Says:

    Thats why your not in the league anymore Wang

  110. K-W.george Says:

    “Hey! Someone should tell Kobe that flying like that won’t get him a part in Forbidden kingdom 2.Atleast not with those shoes!”

  111. kevin Demosthenes Says:

    man we need ron artest so he can knock kobe out kobe wouldn’t go for a layup after that

  112. kevin Demosthenes Says:

    oooooo man i can’t watch kobe is gonna do it again wang can’t go home to his family after that

  113. Ben Dover Says:

    Thats going to take about 8 weeks hyper-dunk recovery time, and they said i had a bad injury.

  114. juwan Says:

    I Made those shoes for my daytime job.

  115. CD50 Says:

    I REALLY WISH I WAS AMERICAN…

  116. BEASTMODE Says:

    OH MY GOD HE IS FLYING LIKE THE USA FLAG

  117. urmine Says:

    well at least im taller

  118. lean wit it Says:

    uggggggg wat am i doin on da bench

  119. Bjay Says:

    Same Ol’ Kobe, Different Team!

  120. Kendall Warr Says:

    hyperdunks dat ain’t right if you had RBK PUMp you could stop that hahahaha

  121. demetris smith Says:

    wow look at the pit hair smell that kobe

  122. Cynthia V. Says:

    What the Dunk?!

  123. anna young Says:

    hey… kobe is in the wrong contest … he should be in gymnastics epically with them, im contacting the officials!

  124. anna young Says:

    hey… kobe is in the wrong contest … he should be in gymnastics epically with them moves, im contacting the officials!

  125. anna young Says:

    com’on what is kobe doing , trying to get a part in spider man?

  126. Jaelon Trice Says:

    “It’s like he’s just flying around people out here, Thank God I’m not the one looking stupid!”

  127. Lakeito Trice Says:

    “When Black Mamba met Crazy Chicken, it never is a pretty sight!”

  128. marlo Says:

    mann i hope ron artest kno how to do that now that he’s on the rockets

  129. Wesley Says:

    now i see why our people like him so much

  130. Matt Says:

    You take check? Cuz we’re done!

  131. B Walls Says:

    USA Team is looking real good right about now. It would look better if Kobe would pass sometimes.

  132. V.C.O (shon) Says:

    Kobes dragon style kung-fu has defeated my teammates praying mantis……IMPOSSIBLE!!

  133. V.C.O (shon) Says:

    cmon ive been with the rockets for how many years now?? and i still have to be on the china team and suffer this embarrasment?

  134. V.C.O (shon) Says:

    THERES ONLY ONE AY TO STOP HIM! SUM1 CALL SHAQ

  135. JOSE ARENAS Says:

    MY TEAMMATE SUCKS COMPARED TO MY OTHER TEAMMATE!!!!!!!

  136. Ryan Newsome Says:

    Go Kobe, Yea Dunk that ball . Man we Suck. Yea Go Team USA. WOO WOO! Im Definatly switching teams for the Medal Round.

  137. nick ballard Says:

    man he just beat us again i can believe that now

  138. salvadoreanslim Says:

    No Kobe don’t do it…. this isnt the US.

  139. chris33 Says:

    OMG!!! hes passin the ball. he never passed it to me in the all star game

  140. Lamar Williams Says:

    “Wow! How do i get my Hyperdunks to work like that?”

  141. crazy zay Says:

    come on my grandma can block better than you

  142. isaac Says:

    i better run in there and take the ball away from kobe… before my teammate gets embarrassed in the olympics

  143. Wesley Haskins Says:

    dont worry bruh he did the same to me

  144. Cristian Diaz Says:

    Stop it don’t dunk it…that’s not nice =[

  145. Cristian Diaz Says:

    Stop it don’t dunk the ball…that’s not nice =[

  146. Drew Says:

    Woo! Just missed his nuts, he’s a lucky one

  147. D- Tran Says:

    The Black Mamba strikes again!

  148. Jonny A Says:

    Well, it looks like America sent their biggest missile to the great wall of china.

  149. ThatsxMyxWord Says:

    Yao says, “I hope hes not thinking about the finals. . . .or we’re in for trouble!”

  150. george Says:

    i told you he flys

  151. ryan Says:

    I gonna score on YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  152. ryan Says:

    I gonna score on YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  153. Skyler Says:

    Good, good, now growl like a lion.

  154. Casey Says:

    “You might get M.V.P in the United States, but in China it’s all about Y.A.O!”

  155. jnevels Says:

    “Come on Coach put me back in the game, Kobe’s been doing Wong wrong all night”

  156. anna young Says:

    omg , god has came down from basketball heaven ,and hes dunking to show Noah how its done.

  157. Semaj011 Says:

    (Is it just me or should we put some of the fans in the game? They were playin’ some good D on Kobe Last night!)

    “Coach, tell the kid in the stands to come here for a moment!”

  158. Semaj011 Says:

    He can’t do that, well maybe he can; he’s Kobe Bryant. Maybe he’ll sign our dollar store medals

  159. Semaj011 Says:

    I thought that wearing the same shoes the Boston Celtics wore would help. Oh Well!

  160. Taylor Green Says:

    dang boy you must have been hangin on the swing set too long

  161. Bobby King Says:

    whew your arm pits stink, dude I told you to stop Kobe from scoring not making everybody start leaving the stadium!

  162. AC Says:

    It Must Be The Shoes

  163. big G Says:

    (yao) HEY!!!! Coach K!!! (coach K) yes? (Yao) I accept that offer to come play with you now!

  164. gilbert mesa Says:

    “Look, Mr.Miyagi is going to stop KOBE”

  165. Shaquille johnson Says:

    come on dad son , just because kobe sons breath sticks dosent mean we have to give up.

  166. Shaquille johnson Says:

    woah look at kobes face. sombody didnt put that oldspice on before the game.

  167. Shaquille johnson Says:

    come on dad son , just because kobe sons breath stinks dosent mean we have to give up.

  168. Shaquille johnson Says:

    Yao- HADOKEN!!

  169. Shaquille johnson Says:

    Yao-??= we suck

  170. Shaquille johnson Says:

    that fiited lookes shexy.

  171. Shaquille johnson Says:

    watch ouh for that. hes about to back slap u!! WAP!

  172. Shaquille johnson Says:

    are we sponcered by mcdonalds?

  173. Shaquille johnson Says:

    FOUL! unsportmans like conduct. kobes sticking his middle finger up

  174. Shaquille johnson Says:

    ()&*#*()& this. im switchin. go us. we in there

  175. Shaquille johnson Says:

    ii wish we had chinese version of kobze bient. then we could win.

  176. Shaquille johnson Says:

    someone miqht give away a red abd black hat for this.

  177. Shaquille johnson Says:

    shaquille must rely want to win this so called hat.

  178. Shaquille johnson Says:

    ummmmmmmm. WTH MAN!

  179. Shaquille johnson Says:

    Yea come on kobe. wait, what? O. o yea. my bad. qo other team. qo mcdonald crushers!!

  180. Shaquille johnson Says:

    Hey. HEY! qet those kids from the opening ceramony to blind kobze.

  181. Shaquille johnson Says:

    ahh man… im getting nervous. if us wins i have to stay here. NO MORE RICE PLEASE GOD no more.

  182. Shaquille johnson Says:

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  183. Shaquille johnson Says:

    steal his shoesssss!!!! that the key!!!! go.mo.ty! GO.MO.TY!!!!

  184. Shaquille johnson Says:

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  185. Eric fulton Says:

    I thought that only happens to me

  186. Alfredo Says:

    THE AMERICAN TEAM IS MAKING SUSHI OUT OF US I KNEW I SHOULD OF STAYED WITH THEM. LOOK HE CANT EVEN SEE THE BALL!!!

  187. Daniel Chao Says:

    If only I wasn’t sitting on the bench right now!

  188. Young Moola Baby Says:

    The Black Mamba Strike Everday.Go USA

  189. Young Moola Baby Says:

    Awwwwwwwwww Man! Look At Dat Dunk Better Than My Dunks

  190. Josh Says:

    close your eyes and it will be over before you know it

  191. Alex Says:

    Yo! Why didn’t i play for the u.s. they some straight up ballers my brother got owned Yo!

  192. Donquarious Hatfield Says:

    I give his every move a 10.

  193. josh Says:

    heck i wouldve bloked that!

  194. Peter Says:

    Kobe is nothing. He’s only the 07-08 MVP, a 10 time NBA all star, 10-time All-NBA Selection, a 3 time nba champ, a 2-time NBA Allstar MVP, and the 1997 slam dunk champ. I’m 7′6.

  195. Dereck Smith Says:

    WOW!! I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED FOR TEAM U.S.A, NOW WE HAVE A VERY SLIGHT CHANCE AT WINNING!

  196. Shaquille johnson Says:

    ah man we need shaq.

  197. Shaquille johnson Says:

    darn a need a new hat.

  198. Shaquille johnson Says:

    Hey its the sour man from the sour skittles commerical. i love that guy.

  199. Shaquille johnson Says:

    ah man iits 12. hope sombodys winning a hat right about now

  200. shaquille johnson Says:

    kobze chill!

  201. shaquille Says:

    whew! wheres the old spice. i can smell ya all the way ova here

  202. Tequila Lee Says:

    What happens during the Olympics, stays at the Olympics (If it is this embarrassing, dreadful to watch, and painful for the player it’s happening to…Oh, and involves the name ‘Yao Ming’ to being thrown around loosely afterwards.)

  203. Bax Says:

    Dang hyper dunk recovery 6 weeks!!!

  204. Quentin Says:

    here we go again looks like the move he did on me

  205. Bruno Rebuffo Says:

    Danana Danana…. SPORTCENTER IS NEXT!

  206. Tony Barriga Says:

    Kobe-san… A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead… trade plz?

  207. Bruno Rebuffo Says:

    “DaNaNa…. DaNaNA Sporcenter is NEXT!”

  208. kevin Demosthenes Says:

    o man i guess i gotta wait til 2012 to win a gold since kobe is doin that