Carmelo Anthony OWNAGE Caption Contest

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As some of you may or may not have seen… last night Carmelo Anthony and the Denver Nuggets beat the New York Knicks; nothing special. What is special though, is the career high 50 points Carmelo scored in 4 quarters of playing.  While his performance was quite impressive, what doesn’t impress me is the fact that Knicks forward, Danilo Gallinari, decided to get posterized by Melo; and that is where you come in.

We want to see is the BEST comment that describes what was going on in Gallinari’s head when he decided to try and block Melo’s dunk. The best comment will win a FREE large White New York Giants Ahmad Bradshaw Jersey, sponsored by Thowbackguy.com.

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Write the funniest, wittiest, most creative comment for Gallinari and you can win.

The rules are:

1.  No profanity

2.  Be creative, funny, witty and entertain us all.

3. No cheating. Don’t copy/paste someone else’s ideas from another site.

4. Contest ends Monday November 30th, 2009 at 5pm Eastern Time.

Enjoy!

CLICK HERE TO COMMENT & WIN!


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40 Comments

  1. Mitt says:

    OH NOOO..
    I CANT LET HIM MAKE IT TRUE..
    WHITE MEN CAN JUMP..

  2. mar says:

    nobody dnt want no throwback. wer dey do dat at

  3. T-man says:

    I believe i can fly!

  4. JayJay says:

    im gonna getcha
    im gonna getcha….
    IM GONNNA GEETTTTCHHHHAAAAAAAa

  5. kyle says:

    MANN! That a hairy armpit Better hold my breath…

  6. duane says:

    i got it, i got it; wait he got it

  7. Big A says:

    I know I’m gonna get posterized, so I should hide my cleft lip for the pictures.

  8. vanessa velazco says:

    lemme get that one for you sweety.

  9. Loretta says:

    Buuurrrrrrrrrbbllllllllaaaaaaaaaaah

    . Swaaaweeet ! .

  10. james heath says:

    how am i suppose to let a nugget get pass me. oh man im really going to get it when i get home

  11. Matt Bauch says:

    Hey, I play for the knicks…..I gotta get on Sportcenter somehow!

  12. tommy89 says:

    i lala…. dont got it!

  13. clinton says:

    i raised my hand like the teachers told me. now melos answering my question. how to fly

  14. Chino1ne says:

    One man, alone, betrayed by the team he loves, now their last hope in their hour of need!

  15. trevor says:

    Melo!! I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HIGH FIVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  16. Will says:

    oh i need to block this shot or coach will srip me

  17. Merwyn D'silva says:

    If his armpit hair was any longer, it would tickle my nose.

  18. brydawg says:

    what kind of name is carmelo? its what you get when you put black people and a hersheys bar in the same room.

  19. Matthew Reams says:

    man ur arpit stinks its like a shield keeping down away from u

  20. Matthew Reams says:

    man ur armpit stinks its like a shield keeping me down away from u

  21. Gerald says:

    how did i get into the nba?

  22. g.geezie says:

    JEEZ LOUISE!!if only i wuznt white…

  23. tut-tut says:

    well wat can i say, yall no the sayin ”WHITE MEN CANT JUMP”

  24. b says:

    All i gotta do is look like im trying, thats all that matters

  25. victor g. says:

    Gimmy 5 up high soooo you just gonna leave me hanging!!!!!

  26. you say what white man cant jump. thats a lie if eany white man can jump carmello anthony they can jump ii hope i win i need the prize

  27. i beleive i can fly i jumped up here with a black guy
    i came down with a broken wing i fell rite own top of kobe
    ooohhh yeah please choooose meeeee

  28. trai says:

    omg i got dunked on i guess white man cant jump

  29. WEEZY F says:

    YOU LUCKY BY BROTHER YAL MEING NOT HERE

  30. alvin says:

    hmmm,,,,i’ll strength you up baby…
    hoah

  31. LeRoy says:

    I am white and I’m on the Knicks does anybody really expect me to block anything?

  32. Tim says:

    Dude Im on the knicks were getting beaten to a pulse im feeling really down right now so i guess, Ah might as well jump, might as well jump, Go ahead jump Go ahead, jump

  33. Roni says:

    Momma always told me to try!!!!!!!

  34. Malcolm says:

    dang i need to destroy this tape,
    time to call lebron…..

  35. Gd says:

    Just let me touch it with one hand? C’mon, they’re watching…

  36. FAST EDDIE says:

    White men can’t jump or play basketball

  37. mik3s210 says:

    reach for the ball i can do it

  38. DEja says:

    You can’t make this ball in, matterfaact waz up with yor harry armpits look like a black harry bear!!!!! Heller

  39. Holly says:

    oh no… TAXI! (whistles)

  40. Bern says:

    HIGH FIVE!…. TOO SLOW!

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